I have a wimpy type of car, Cedric by name. In fact, Cedric the Sissy City Car, who doesn’t much like doing anything macho like driving on gravel roads.
So, he was much affronted when I, through an unmatched feat of driving skill, wrenched off his front bumper. If he had a lower lip, it would be quivering.
He’s in the crash repair shop now, waiting to be fitted with a shiny new bumper. I do hope he’s satisfied. Big sissy car.